Last night in Jersey City.
tick tock tick tock. I can’t wait for my clothes and my shoes and to cook a meal of food in our kitchen. Husband can’t wait for our fancy bed. Walter is dreaming of his toy box. Photos of the new digs tomorrow. Ah, tomorrow…
A ballad based on a true story.
I had an idea once.
And my new partner helped me make it reality: And then he made one for himself, too: I mean. it’s not, like, a competition or whatevers. We’re on the same team and stuff and things, but, like, he wins.
Corporate housing down low.
Lown down? No doubt. Because you were totally wondering, like, not at all. But, Internets, I’m going to tell you about it anyway. The Coulters have been living (read: sustaining life) on the 33rd floor of a high-rise apartment complex in Jersey City. Jersey City, y’all. For those of you Non Yorkers, Jersey City is kind of like Brooklyn but on the other side. The Jersey side. Also, it’s nothing...
If you lurve it, blerg it.
And I lurve it! Check out the one titled “future thoughts”.
I'm a sad snack.
Because one of my favorite blogs, Bakesale Productions, has apparently gone offline. OFF. LINE. Say it isn’t so!
Postin' on my blog like Clifford the Dog.
Thanks fo playin’, playas!
bill hearts the village.
“Whatever the reason, Bill’s new proclivity for PYTs seems to be working in his favor lately. One 30-year-old magazine editor who lives in a fashionable building in the West Village says that when he took his dog for a walk at around 7:45 a.m. on Election Day, he spotted Bill—in a tennis visor and sunglasses—emerging from his lobby. “He looked like he’d spent the night in...
The Dude: Fuckin’ Quintana… that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah. Walter Sobchak: No, he’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. The Dude: Oh! Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny:...
There's only two types of people in the world.
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe . SPOTLIGHT!
a quote for Husband.
Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Once it’s on you, it never comes off. -Demitri Martin Love you.
I’ve added three new additions to my Forever 21 family of clothes. Because… A. I can’t really pull off heels anymore with all the walkin’. B. I’m no longer allowed to wear contacts. Which is a separate blog entry riddled with expletives which will include the letters F and U, ophthalmologist. Cue the cute: Hunter boots for when it rains. Or doesn’t rain. ...
Mmm, shrimp cocktail...
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Y’all, best day in NYC yet!
And I’m not even making some weird, dark joke. This day rocks. And for all the wrong, stupid reasons but it does. And I don’t even care. I SAW MY VERY FIRST NYC CELEBRITY! She walked right past me right in my future neighborhood. Behold: AmymotherfuckingPoehler. YAY! She was strolling her newborn baby (whose name is Archie Arnette which is tote cute) and talking to a woman who appeared to be her...
A Gmail chat with BFF Fazer Bean.
I’m the banana with the genius burlesque ideas. She’s my enabler.
big apple the first chapter.
Well, Internets, I’ve thrown myself and my family into the unknown. Into a city where we don’t know where to go, where North or South is or where to get a good cup of coffee. There are only a few things I know to be true so far, so I will share those with you. I have no doubt that more truths will present themselves. -We left Seattle, flew here (Walter was a perfect travel companion), got here...