Which I’d like to rename “The Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg heard ‘round the world.” Yikes. I stayed up allll night. All night. Riddled with anxiety.
Sidenote: Repeating things in sentences REALLY adds emphasis. SO DOES ALL CAPS.
Which brings me to…ALL NIGHT. Bejesus, this life change is really taking it out of me. I imagine this is what it would feel like to go through menopause in two days. Moody and hot. Also, I’m sitting on a dirty bare floor sweltering next to the heater in our bedroom because the house is SO COLD with the movers schlepping everything out to their truck. Their big scary truck. The big scary truck that’s going to drive all our stuff to the big scary city.
I am such a sleepy pussy today.
Ok, ok. A few things to look forward to…
FRIDAY is Viva Oz Vegas at The Triple Door!
SATURDAY is haunted brewery night in Georgetown!
SUNDAY is stuffin’ muffin’s and punkin beer at the Dundi!
MONDAY is Shimmy The Vote at Chop Suey. Red, White + Boobs!
We fly on Tuesday and I start work on Wednesday. Prepare yourself for updates on my Jersey-City-based world domination. (read: manic depression).